
Goddammit Katie. I am so sick of all these stupid warnings you've been giving me, like that last time when you (yes I know it was you; there is absolutely no one else it could've been) gave me that counseling statement for not kicking a kid out of the jacuzzi when I totally did. This is ridiculous because I've been taking my clipboard home the whole time I've been here. I don't like leaving it at the Y; it gets misplaced and wet. My only consolation was the realization that so many other people got a notice as well.

So I finally got around to planting my baby outside into the ground, since all those sticks were bound to topple over soon. At first, I was digging in the ground a little by myself, but I was so paranoid, that I went back inside and got Mom to help me after she finished her lesson. So she ended up digging the hole while I went and found the wire frame thing. And then after we lowered the plant in, I hopped over and got down on my knees and was helping her fill the whole back up when ...
Her: This soil is really good; there's so many earthworms in it.
Me: WHAT.